i don’t even go in there now, i’m afraid hello cosmo, my name is mila kunis and apparently these are lines that i said while on that 70’s show it has been 15 years, eh 14 years so i don’t know any of them so presumably, they’re all mine. here we go, ready look if i could i run across the beach into my own arms, i would. jackie always was very smart, guys, she clearly had her shit together. no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
you don’t just move on from jackie burkhart. i’m like the bottle. you need a 12 step program to break my spell. very good it’s better to have loved and lost, then to be butt ugly. i mean these are…would not fly today guys. ok these are not appropriate. oh honey, it’s blush not spray paint. i’ve wanted to say that. here’s what i don’t get.
why would sally sell seashells, down by the seashore? i mean that’s a terrible *laughs* here we go again. i mean that’s a terrible location for a seashell stand. i’m not strong, but i know a lot of ways to destroy a man emotionally. i think my husband can concur. i can’t wait until all of donna’s…i remember this episode. i can’t wait until all of donna’s giant clothes are out of the closet. i don’t even go in there now, i’m afraid.
i’m afraid i’ll fall into one of her shoes i’m afraid i’ll fall into one of her big shoes, and never be heard from again. oh my god, that’s really funny it’s simple, the women just need to be a cook in the kitchen a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. and i can hire a cook and a maid. that jackie burkhart. she really figured it out guys. well i guess it’s true what they say
keep your friends close, and your enemies fat. that is slightly offensive it’s just i’m in the middle of this really good book. donna, books are for prisoners. she is a horrible person. your first mistake was wearing pants for *laughs* i remember this your first mistake was wearing pants for car sex. when you do it in the car, skirts are your best friend.
zip, zip, bim, bam. you’re done. you’re dressed. you’re back at the mall. no kids, please don’t use this as advice. the end guys.